Space Gay

martziplier98:

When someone tells you a joke:

unclefather:

unclefather:

Possible Baby Names:

• Bushel of Crabs
• Gargoyle
• Buffy The Vampire Slayer
• Lawnmower Blade

I can’t believe I settled on “Olivia” 

simplyct:

“Get in the fucking car!” [x]

4acesdave:

majorleaguebuttstuff:

airyairyquitecontrary:

newmodelminority:

insideguppysworld:

antinwo:

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

current-epoch:

sarcasm-level9000:

the-cass-meow:

thatsthat24:

New YouTube Video!! So many things are made better with an epic soundtrack, and really wanted to get my own, so my good friend, Chris, and I worked together to create one!! Hope you enjoy!!

The one about using your blinker is me 1000% lmao

Tag yourself I’m “butts”

I’m the all the shade being thrown at the end of “The Golden Rule”

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

sosuperawesome:

Miniatures by Mijbil Creatures on Etsy

More like this

dailyphillipasoo:

Phillipa Soo, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Jasmine Cephas Jones sing America The Beautiful

brendonuries-bitch:

Happy Birthday to my new fren @thatglutenfreemuffin 💖